Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino

Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino Checks Into Rehab

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has checked himself into an inpatient rehab facility for treatment. Reportedly, the reality TV actor was acting paranoid while taping Jersey Shore and it was all going downhill from there. His rep hasn’t confirmed that he’s in rehab, but offered that he “has spent the past several weeks at an undisclosed...
By Misty Share

Abercrombie & Fitch Want The Situation To Get A Different Wardrobe

This story just cracks me up beyond compare. Apparently the good folks over at Abercrombie & Fitch are so tired of their brand being associated with douchemonster Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. So, they’ve done something that is terribly funny. They’ve sent him a letter telling him that they’ll pay him to stop wearing their clothes!...
By Roberta Share

Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino’s Father Wants A Reality Show

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s father Frank laid the verbal smackdown on his son on Youtube yesterday, leaving nothing out in his F-bomb laced tirade. Seriously, it was over the top. Let’s put it this way, this guy won’t be in any danger of winning Father Of The Year anytime this millenium. It all started when...
By Roberta Share

Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino Used To Be A Stripper

Somehow, this doesn’t surprise me at all. Considering that Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is so proud of his body (his abs) that he publicly displays them at the drop of a hat, I would fathom that he had a lucrative career as a stripper. In a new interview with GQ, The Situation reveals that he...
By Roberta Share

Playgirl Wants Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino To Pose Nude

It was said by a seemingly grumpy one night stand of Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s that he wasn’t that gifted in the package department. Mike hasn’t debunked the small junk rumors, just leaving them out there to be consumed by the masses. Playgirl magazine wants to change all of that. They want to offer The...
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The Situation Gets The Boot From Dancing With The Stars

If you’ve missed Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s performance on Monday night’s Dancing With The Stars, then you really didn’t miss much. And if you think I’m kidding at all, you can watch this tragedy right here: That wonderful (cough cough) performance earned him a score of 28/60, landing him in the bottom spot. Mike had...
By Roberta Share

The Situation Has A Fit Over Dancing With The Stars Score

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino had an epic hissy fit in the parking lot outside of the Dancing With The Stars studio when he learned that he only scored a 28 out of a possible score of 60. And he tried soooo hard. Oh cry me a river! He performed an Argentine Tango on last night’s...
By Roberta Share

The Situation Has A Small Package

And when I say that The Situation has a small package, I’m not talking about how he received a delivery from the UPS guy or the mailman, I mean his junk. I guess that would be a real “situation”, there, now wouldn’t it? Some girl had a one night stand with The Sitch and said...
By Roberta Share

The Situation May Get Sued Over His iPhone App

The Situation recently released his new iPhone app. In it, there’s a “Grenade Dodger” game where the user can move the Sitch around to avoid “grenades” – or ugly chicks as they’re called on the show. To make the game have a realistic feel, Mike dispatched a bunch of photographers to clubs to take pictures...
By Roberta Share

David Hasselhoff Joins Dancing With The Stars

David Hasselhoff is reportedly joining the lineup of Z-listers for the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars. Also said to be joining him are Audrina Patridge and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. To add to the mix, rumors were suggesting that Brady Bunch mom, Florence Henderson would also be competing. Now that might be interesting....
By Roberta Share

Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino Is Making $5 Million A Year

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is set to become the next Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, in that he’s branding his name all over everything under the sun. Mike is making the big bucks, appearing on Jersey Shore, releasing a workout video and with appearance fees. He’s set to rake in about roughly five million bucks...
By Roberta Share

Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino Is Releasing A Workout Video

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has become well known for his best asset: his abs. His body became the best thing about the entire Jersey Shore. Now, he wants to share that with you. Well, not really. And the only reason that I’m giving this clown any ink is because of the focus of his new...