John Mayer

John Mayer Wants Jennifer Aniston Back

When Jennifer Aniston dated John Mayer, he was a real douchebucket to her. He blabbed about breaking up with her to the paparazzi and she still hooked back up with him. And now that she’s dating a decent guy, Justin Theroux, John wants to reconnect with her. Figures, huh? It’s a total douche move. John...
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John Mayer & Renee Zellweger Are Dating Now?

Well color me surprised! Now that there have been rumors that Jennifer Aniston has hooked up with Bradley Cooper, their respective exes, John Mayer and Renee Zellweger are said to be dating! This year, rumors started flying that Jen and Brad were dating and had them seeing each other since 2009. Renee was said to...
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John Mayer Wants To Date Sandra Bullock?

John Mayer must think he has a special piece of equipment in his pants, because the singer thinks he’s got what it takes to cheer up Sandra Bullock! A source close to both parties said, “John is trying hard to get fixed up with Sandra.” Of course, like any other man out there, he has...
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Miley Cyrus & John Mayer Dating?

This is so gross that I hope it’s not real. John Mayer is 33-years-old, but is reportedly dating 18-year-old Disney star Miley Cyrus. So gross, gross, gross! Not only that, but John is a huge douche, who prefers that his girlfriends don’t speak and just look pretty for the cameras. This way he can call...
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Shenae Grimes Denies John Mayer Dating Rumors

It’s now being said that 90210 starlet Shenae Grimes has been hooking up with John Mayer. An insider said, “Shenae is telling friends that she’s having a secret fling with John. They’ve hooked up a few times and talk and text, but John wants to keep it low profile for once.” According to another source,...
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Ladies, Feel Free To Talk Dirty To John Mayer

John Mayer is a little devil! Apparently, he loves it when chicks talk dirty to him in the sack. Oh John, you slay me. One has to wonder how he can be such a douchebag, but still be so adorably cute. During a night out on the Upper East Side in New York, a fan...
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John Mayer Wants To Date Eva Longoria

Despite the fact that she just filed for divorce, like five minutes ago, John Mayer is trying to seriously hook up with his newest idea of sexual napalm, Eva Longoria. I guess he thinks that women who are getting divorced are desperate wretches who need to get laid. Call it a hunch. A source close...
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Kim Kardashian & John Mayer Are Hooking Up?

This might be the perfect couple ever. John Mayer is a notorious douchebag who is a jerk to women and he overshares too much information about his conquests. Kim Kardashian is a total famewhore who got famous for having a sex tape. It might be the perfect combination. The only problem I could foresee is...
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Taylor Swift Wrote ‘Dear John’ About John Mayer

Taylor Swift is keen on putting her emotions about her relationships into songs. Take that song, Back To December. She wrote that loving song about her ex-boyfriend, Taylor Lautner. In it, she says that he treated her very well and that she wishes she could go back to December. December 2009 was when they went...
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John Mayer Discusses Quitting Twitter

John Mayer quit Twitter not too long ago, basically without explanation. Today, he has finally decided to take to his official blog to write out his reasoning behind the decision. He wrote: It occurred to me that since the invocation of Twitter, nobody who has participated in it has created any lasting art. And yes!...
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Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Have Reunited?

They’ve broken up and have gotten back together several times already, so it would really come as no surprise if Jennifer Aniston was hitting up John Mayer for a secret hookup. [Cue awkward eighties song Secret Rendezvous.] A snitch said, “John invited Jen to come out and meet him while he was in Manhattan. He...
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John Mayer Wants To Date Heidi Montag?

This would seem like a match made in superficial heaven. According to sources, John Mayer wants to experiment with Heidi Montag’s sexual napalm. Gross thought, isn’t it? But I’m not sure who is worse off in this equation. Reportedly, John has been practically stalking Heidi and wants to take her out on a date so...
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Jessica Simpson Says John Mayer Gave Away Her Game

This post is funny because Jessica Simpson thinks she’s got game. I laugh in her general direction. Ha. On last night’s David Letterman, she said she was upset mostly, because, “He gave away my game!” Oh God, please let her stop promoting her craptastic VH1 show already. Please? She said, “Normally you would think that...
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Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Want John Mayer’s Apology

John Mayer told the world that Jessica Simpson is a firecracker in bed and instead of thinking that he paid her a rockin’ compliment, she doesn’t like it. When is John going to realize that women don’t view sex the same way that men do? If you said John was a stallion in bed, he...

John Mayer Has One Happy Fan

Well it’s good to know that John Mayer has one fan that’s utterly pleased with him. Oh wait, that’s not fair, he probably has, like two or three. While playing a concert in Philadelphia on Sunday, the singer noticed a young boy holding up a sign that read, “Can I please play ‘Belief’ with you?”...
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