Britney Spears wants to marry Adnan Ghalib

Britney Spears is now saying that she wants to marry photographer Adnan Ghalib. Are we shocked by this?

She has had a bad track record in selecting the men in her life. First of all, we’re leaving Justin Timberlake out of this one, just because he seems like a really cool guy. Follow that up with her 55 hour marriage to Jason Alexander, to whom she had her marriage quickly annulled. Then there’s the wonderful Kevin Federline, who married her long enough to knock her up twice for the child support money. The notorious failed rapping leech that he is.

After her marriage to Federline was over, she was reported to have pined over him for a long time. She kept her wedding dress in a safe place, hoping that he would come back to her.

Now, the new guy, Adnan Ghalib, who has publicly taken advantage of her by selling photos of her, is her newest conquest. He’s said that he always wanted to marry a superstar and now he may just get his chance.

All of this because he made a fuss over her, putting his camera down to hold the door open for her and helping her with her bags. She says that he understands her and their relationship is serious. So serious, in fact, that she’s saying she’ll become a Muslim to marry him. She’s also said that she wants to fake her own death and move to Pakistan to have a fresh start with the snapper.

Talk about crazy! Adnan is said to have called his pals and talks about how he talks dirty to her in his British accent, while they’re having sex and after she’s gotten high. He’s a real prize, huh?

It’s a shame that she doesn’t see him for the opportunist that he is. Get a prenup, Brit!