Britney Spears Sued By Fernando Flores For Sexual Harassment

Britney Spears’ former bodyguard, Fernando Flores has just filed a lawsuit against the singer for sexual harassment and abuse.

According to the suit, Britney got naked in front of him, performed sexual acts and even abused her children with his belt and fish! Okay, now this all just seems weirdly insane to me.

TMZ says it better than I could:

Flores alleges, on one occasion, “She was wearing a white lace, see-through dress. She walked over close by [Flores], intentionally dropped her cigarette lighter on the floor, bent over to retrieve it and thereby exposed her uncovered genitals to [Flores].” The lawsuit goes on, “The incident caused [Flores] shock and disgust.”

Another alleged instance where Britney summoned Flores to her room, where she was standing naked. The suit claims, “After an awkward silence during which [Britney] just stood naked before [Flores], [Flores] asked Spears if she needed anything. After some hesitation, Spears asked [Flores] to get her two bottles of 7 Up.”

And the suit says, “In addition to exposing herself to [Flores], Spears engaged in numerous sex acts in front of [Flores].”

I can’t be the only one today who feels that the news has been possessed by the Twilight Zone….am I? Seriously, Brad Pitt cheating on Angie for the 8,198,451st time??? And now this? Seems a little far-fetched if you ask me. Are you buying this BS? Or do you think Fernando has a valid claim??