Britney Spears is dating a paparazzi?

I know, I know. We always say that anyone that walks in anywhere with Britney or stands anywhere near her, is her newest fling. The Britster hung out with a paparazzi photographer named Adnan, of whom she had referred to previously as “cute”. Maybe I’m blind, but I just don’t see it.

They went to an L.A. hotel until he left at around 10:30AM. He said that they can’t make babies while they’re having lunch. But it sounds like had more than just lunch with Britney. She’s easy and trashy, they probably humped while eating ham sandwiches or something.

They’re both gross so maybe they make a nice couple.