An anonymous fan has sent 365 pairs of panties to Britney Spears in hopes that she’ll learn to cover up her goodies. There’s one pair for each day of the year. There ya go, Brit, now you don’t have to go out flashing the cooch to anyone with a camera.
From the article:
In a heroic bid to save America from Britney Spears’ flashy “commando” attacks, an anonymous fan mailed the knickers-challenged star a package containing…365 pairs of panties – one pair for every day of the year, along with an unsigned note noting that sexy undies are a girl’s best friend because they leave a li’l something to the imagination.
Take a hint, Brit, no one wants to see it anymore. It’s old.
good the dirty slut needs ‘em
who dances around a pole for three minutes?
(she does that in her new video which by the way SUCKS)