Amanda Bynes Charged With DUI; Wants Arresting Officer Fired

Amanda Bynes was charged yesterday stemming from her DUI from April 6th, but she wants the world to know that she doesn’t drink — nor does she hit and run. Despite the fact that she sideswiped a police car and then refused to take a Breathalyzer, she thinks the cops are full of crap.

In fact, she tweeted a little note to President Barack Obama, asking hilariously for his assistance in this most delicate matter. Because he cares (or not). She tweeted, “Hey @BarackObama… I don’t drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don’t hit and run. The end.”

I wonder if some people just really believe the BS that they’re spewing completely. Why on Earth would she think that Barack Obama gives a crap about her stupid DUI case?!? It’s not like he’s got a country to run or anything, right?

Does she seriously believe that he’s going to drop everything and release her from any and all responsibility? If so, then she really does live in her own little world. What a joke.

If convicted, Amanda could receive 48 hours in jail, along with a nine month alcohol program and three years of probation. And she said she’s not the next Lindsay Lohan?!?

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