According to sources, Jennifer Aniston wants to join the ranks of restaurant owners.

She has already been cooking for friends (not Bradley Cooper) and wants to join fellow restaurant owners, Eva Longoria, Justin Timberlake, and Ashton Kutcher. (Yes, Kelso owns a restaurant, who knew?)

A source said, “Jennifer is really passionate about cooking. She recently had a new kitchen fitted and she loves it. She can cook anything from Mexican meals to Italian food to cakes. She does use cookbooks, but mainly they are her own recipes. Everyone says she should open her own restaurant and she said she would love to.”

I wonder if she’d be able to count Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt as customers?

Kate Moss and boyfriend Jamie Hince have reportedly gotten engaged!

She was spotted wearing a diamond engagement ring on her ring finger when they took a recent trip to Paris. The couple have been dating since 2007,

A snitch on the scene said, “Kate and Jamie looked totally loved up. Jamie took her to the trendy La Maison Du Caviar restaurant for a romantic lunch. People kept noticing the ring on her engagement finger but she didn’t say anything.”

Congrats to them! He seems much more her speed that previous fiancee Johnny Depp.

Joe Jackson is a douche, there’s no doubt about that in my mind.

Right after Michael’s untimely passing, this idiot went to the BET Awards and announced that he was taking on a new project, in the form of a record label. The label he was planning on launching is called Ranch Records. He then took the opportunity to hold a press conference on the matter, just a day later. It had only been a few days since his son died…only a few…

Besides the douchebaggery involved, there’s a hitch. There’s already a record label of the same name. Apparently a man who lives in Lufkin, Texas had the same idea — only in 2001.

Dixon Shanks, the label’s owner, says that that he went online to see what the fuss was about after receiving numerous calls from the media.

He said, “I had to go online to look up to see what all the brouhaha was about. As far as Ranch Records goes, they must not have done their research.”

And whether or not he plans to fork over the label name to the father of the King of Pop, he said, “No, no, we were here first.”

Ha! Take that jerkoff.

AEG and the city of Los Angeles held a press conference earlier today to discuss the upcoming memorial for Michael Jackson.

They advised that 11,000 tickets will be given away for the Staples Center, along with 6,500 for the Nokia Center. Tickets are free and ticket winners will be given randomly to fans who enter in their information at StaplesCenter.com.

There will be no funeral procession for the late King of Pop. They haven’t released any details yet as to whether or not the media will be allowed in to cover the event. But they did say that it would be televised for those unable to secure a ticket for themselves.

Inside of the Staples Center, there will be three large screens displaying what’s going on.

The ceremony will take place between 10am and 2pm PST on Tuesday, July 7th.

We’ve also just learned that Michael is going to be buried twice. Once in a private funeral ceremony on Sunday, in a temporary resting spot in a cemetery. After the family gets the necessary permits, they will have his body exumed and re-buried at Neverland.

Just like his idol, Elvis.

This is what happens when you spend any length of time surrounding by herp infected twits.

The winner of Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend, Sam Hextall, has just let us all know that the runner-up to the show, Kat McKenzie has passed away.

There’s no word yet as to the cause of death, but it’s really sad because she was only 25-years old.

One of the other show’s contestants said, “I can confirm that she has passed away as of last night.”

I tweeted Paris to let her know of Kat’s passing and to see if she had any words, but she hasn’t gotten back to me yet. I’m holding my breath here.

RIP.

According to Michael Jackson’s longtime security guard, Matt Fiddes, Mike had a secret girlfriend. And he’d know, especially if they were around each other for any period of time.

Michael was reportedly even dating the secret woman up until the time of his death.

Fiddes said, “I’m not going to name who she is but I think the family were aware that there was someone special in his life who he loved and adored and had his ups and downs with. I don’t know how long they’ve been a couple. I know she’s been with him for some time in different capacities but…it’s up to her if she wants it to come out or the family to speak about this very private information.”

He even goes on to say that the doctors could’ve helped Michael more, but didn’t because of financial purposes.

He added, “As far as I’m concerned they have Michael’s blood on their hands. They know what they’ve done and there’s people out there who could have helped, could have stepped in, but didn’t for financial reasons. We went to great efforts to keep the doctors away. But as soon as we said anything and it gets back to Michael, Michael would have a screaming fit that we were interfering with his private life, that he knew what he was doing. He was in denial.”

Such a shame really. All of the jackals that were involved with Michael were only in it for the money.

Rihanna was at a tattoo parlor in New York City when she decided to ink some umbrellas and little Rs on customers there.

Rihanna ended up tattooing three of East Side Ink’s artists, and none of them cared whether or not she was licensed. And, she isn’t.

The NYC law department may have something to say about it, though. Rihanna could be charged with three misdemeanors for the offenses and may have to pay $1,800 total for all three tats.

The tattoo shop could also face a penalty if they become the subject of an investigation.

We’ve just learned that the second autopsy has come back on David Carradine and he did not commit suicide.

He apparently died from accidental asphyxiation, according to a medical examiner who performed the private autopsy.

Dr. Michael Baden said, “The cause of death was accidental asphyxiation, an inability to breathe, now why that happened is still what we’re working on.”

The doctor revealed that the ties that bound Carradine helped him rule out suicide. The doctor added, “He didn’t die of natural causes, and he didn’t die of suicidal causes from the nature of the ligatures around the body, so that leaves some kind of accidental death.”

He also revealed that Carradine’s hands were tied above his head and not behind his back, which had been previously reported. The autopsy did not rule out the possibility that the actor died from auto erotic asphyxiation.

Stay tuned as more details become available.

The crap is about to hit the fan. Seriously.

I was hesitant to really report much on Debbie Rowe and the custody of the Jackson children, mostly because it was hard to tell what was fact or fiction. I’m hearing now from a reputable source that Debbie wants her kids.

She said in a new interview, “I want my children.” She even said that she would submit to any type of testing, including DNA tests, to prove that she is the eldest children’s biological mother. She also said that she would submit to psychological testing.

This is the best part: She says that she would also seek a restraining order to keep Joe Jackson away from the children.

You go girl! I don’t blame her one bit. Look at the way Joe treated Michael and his brothers. And his cold behavior after Michael’s death just shows that he’s only in it for the money.

Let the custody war begin!

Holly Madison is clinging to this douchebag, it’s not like she can’t do better or anything. What the crap is going on here?

On a really bad day, Criss Angel can double for a terrorist and she was a Playboy bunny. It must be something in the water over at the Playboy mansion. It makes Kendra laugh annoyingly, it attracts Holly to jerks, and it makes Bridget’s career disappear.

All the while, Hef still gets 19-year-old chicks who are NOT in it for the high life.

Run away, Holly, you can do better girl!