The “Mac Guy” Justin Long has been kicked to the curb!

According to sources, Drew Barrymore got fed up with him and gave him the royal boot from her home in the Hollywood Hills, earlier this month.

The two are still dating, but if he doesn’t get his act together, she’s going to give him the boot from her life completely. A source said, “Drew really had it with being Justin’s babysitter at home. And it’s not just that he made a mess, it’s his attitude. He gets mopey and is a big-time couch potato. She isn’t thrilled about seeing this side of him.”

I guess it’s true that they say you never really know a person and their habits until you move in with them.

He’s said to be a slob who doesn’t clean up after himself. The source added, “It drove her nuts!”

The source went on to reveal that she’d had enough, but not so much that she wanted to call off their relationship entirely. “She gently told Justin that things would be better between them if he moved back into his own place. Then it would be special when they’re together - they wouldn’t feel like an old married couple.”

And he caved. But I do believe that is something that Drew would say. She seems like the type of woman who would want that specialness from a relationship. I hope he gets it together, they make a really cute couple.

Rihanna is on the prowl for a new man. After being linked to Tristan Wilds of “90210″, she quickly brushed that off to say that they didn’t even exchange numbers. But at least now we know what she’s looking for in a man.

When she was asked what a guy needed to impress her, she said, “He has to be good in bed and the size matters. You know what I mean? The inner beauty counts as well, but without a toy it doesn’t make it fun. Right now I don’t want to have a serious relationship, I want to have fun.”

After her assault, she is on the hunt for a guy, but is careful and doesn’t pass out her number to just anyone. She said, “I love flirting at the moment. I’m single and I’m enjoying my freedom. But I don’t give my phone number out that often. But if I’m dating, I check the boy from the top to the bottom.”

She’s also contemplating a hook up with her “Russian Roulette” on-screen love interest, Jesse Williams. She said, “Jesse, who’s in my music video for ‘Russian Roulette’, is soooo hot!”

Just as long as he’s a nice guy, then he gets my approval. She’s been through way too much to just hook up with anyone.

Miley Cyrus dressed up as Julia Roberts from “Pretty Woman” in celebration of her 17th birthday party on Wednesday night. It’s not specified as to which hooker outfit she wore, but I can’t imagine that it’s cool to look like that for your party, at any age.

She wore the outfit and danced up a storm at the Canal Room on West Broadway, where her mom invited Constantine Maroulis to perform.

A source said, “Miley had seen the show [Rock Of Ages] two weeks ago and loved it, so her mom Tish brought the cast in to surprise her. But I’m not sure who was more into Constantine — Miley or her mother.”

The snitch said that between songs, Miley grabbed him and danced with him, and then Tish did the same. Lovely, like mother, like daughter. I guess the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree with these Cyrus women and their choices in men.

In case you missed it, Tila Tequila had a bit of a meltdown on UStream the other night. She got naked and danced around, while complaining about her ex-boyfriend Shawne Merriman.

She said, “People call me an attention whore…or whatever..but excuse me, I’m a grown a** woman and I’m confident in myself…I think a woman’s body is a beautiful thing…that’s why I’m a lesbian…I was bored naked…anybody who is against that is gay and in denial.”

She said that she made the tape because, “Well, you know, I couldn’t sleep, and I started getting anxiety. I just kind of flipped out a little bit.”

I know when I get insomnia, the first thing that rushes through my mind is getting naked for millions of people and playing with myself on camera. She said, “I just wish…I hope that everybody gives me a second chance to support me this time, to give me a fair chance because they didn’t give me a fair chance the first time.”

When speaking of her case against Merriman, she said, “They didn’t even look into my case.” Adding, “When my case first came out, everyone was calling me a liar because if he really did beat you, you wouldn’t have said anything because Rihanna never said anything. But I am not her. No offense to Rihanna, but because of what she did, it sends out a message to everyone…’When you get beat or abused, keep your mouth shut.’ So I decided I am going to come out and speak about it and fight for it…What Rihanna did…her message was to stay quiet…and that’s not okay.”

I can understand that she wants people to support her after her alleged assault, but it sounds like she’s blaming it on Rihanna.

Jude Law does not like to be photographed when he’s out on his balcony. Maybe he’s afraid of someone photographing his junk again?

A group of New York students snapped some pictures of the actor exercising on his balcony, so they suffered the wrath of Jude. He began throwing oranges at them! That’s no way to treat your fans!

NYU freshman Priya Vij said that they got excited when discovering Jude had moved next door to their dorm. She said, “There is pretty much chaos on every floor when he comes out. We have the best view on the floor. It is exciting to have a celebrity living right next to you. He is really attractive. He’s rugged and scruffy.”

Another studen, Neha Najeeb, said, “He noticed we were there and we started waving at him. Then he went inside and came back with two oranges. He threw them at our window, but he missed. Another time….he hit the windows, there was orange pulp on the glass for a week - and then he went back to working out. Now we don’t like Jude Law anymore.”

I guess that served his purpose. Now he doesn’t have some crazy fangirls staring him down when he goes out to the balcony to work out. But seriously, how many people do you know that work out on a balcony? He’s a celebrity and that’s just asking for trouble.

Holy crap, what are millions of lonely housewives going to do with their afternoons now that they won’t have Oprah’s show to watch anymore?

Oprah Winfrey has announced that she plans on retiring “The Oprah Winfrey Show” on September 9, 2011.

OnTheRedCarpet tweeted the news just now, saying, “BREAKING NEWS: @oPRAH announces The Oprah Winfrey Show will end on September 9, 2011 after 25 years on the air”.

That is just insane!

I wonder what her plans are after that? Could she be thinking about running for a political office? What do you think?

Here’s a newsflash that isn’t new, Mariah Carey is a diva! Who knew?!??

The singer requested 20 snow white kittens along with 100 white doves to accompany her at the lighting ceremony at Westfield Shopping Center in London. This is probably the first time someone had to tell her no, so be gentle.

The request was denied due to their strict guidelines which do not allow animals in the shopping complex. She had also requested to be showered with butterfly-shaped confetti, while standing on a pink podium and waving a magic wand.

A source said, “We did manage to source the doves that we were going to release into the sky, but the kittens proved terribly difficult. In the end, it was made clear that due to health and safety, there was no way we could have the animals in Westfield. Pets are not allowed in Westfield, that rule would apply for everyone. We have worked extremely hard to make sure that Mariah’s event is fantastic. Even the model car had to be changed six times to one that her people liked.

It must be so hard when people tell you no, especially if you’re a major star. Sympathy, people!

Lindsay Lohan has a job offer, everyone!

Apparently some producers actually want the washed up celeb to star as herself in a new romantic comedy called, “One Night With You”. They have been scoping out Lindsay for the lead role in the flick.

The movie is about a former child star who gets wrapped up in scandals and goes to rehab to revamp her career and ends up on a reality dating show.

It’s like art imitating life, except for the reality show part, which has been rumored.

So far no one has heard from her rep to confirm whether or not she will take the part. She’s been too busy snagging expensive clothes, maybe the producers should hang out at Kitson, they could probably catch her there to discuss the opportunity?

Nicole Richie has been admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A., after suffering a bout of pneumonia.

Her rep said, “Nicole has checked into Cedars-Sinai where she is being treated for pneumonia. She is doing well.”

Over the weekend, she had been complaining of not feeling well, even tweeting about her illness. She said, “OK cold, it’s been six days. Let’s part ways graciously and keep it moving.”

Poor thing, I hope she feels better soon. She should try to eat something while she’s at it. She looks like skin and bones. Get well soon Nicole!

Robert Pattinson is such a huge star that girls strip on demand for him.

He was walking through some rabid fans when one stopped him for a minute and asked how she could get his attention. He responded to take all of her clothes off, and she did.

He said, “I kind of got bored…She asked, ‘How can I get your attention?’ I was like, ‘Just take your clothes off.’ She stood there and frantically started taking her clothes off and got dragged out of the room by security. I never felt more terrible.”

I guess these fans will do anything to be in the spotlight for two seconds with their idol. It’s just sad, really. I would’ve told him, ‘You’ve got to be kidding me”, but that’s just me. Twi-hards aren’t to be messed with!