Paris Hilton needs to be remanded to driving school, just because.

It seems that she has no issues finding trouble with the law. She was pulled over by California police officers yesterday for driving badly. The police say that the socialite was weaving through traffic on the 134 freeway in Glendale.

After she explained to the police that she was lost, they let her off with a warning. They should’ve thrown the book at her for being an heiress without GPS installed in her vehicle. That, and being retarded would work.

Sienna Miller is suing British tabloids, News of the World, and the Sun, claiming that they violated her privacy by publishing pictures such as the one above. These pictures could be used as evidence that Balthazar Getty was in an adulterous relationship with Sienna while still married to his wife Rosetta.

A source close to Sienna says that she’s not a homewrecker and that Balthazar’s marriage has been over for quite some time.

Balthazar has only said that he’s embarrassed.

They shouldn’t have been flaunting it with Balthazar’s wife sitting home with four kids. This whole situation makes Sienna Miller look bad in the public eye.

She probably thinks because she sued the tabloids before for filming her doing a nude scene for a movie, that it’s okay in this instance, as well. Methinks not, they were in public for the world to see.

I’ll keep you posted on how this one plays out.

Ethan Hawke and his nanny wife Ryan Shawhughes had a baby girl on Friday!

The couple welcomed baby girl Clementine Jane Hawke in New York City last Friday. I’m kind of wondering why this wasn’t brought out into the open sooner, considering some reports were floating around today stating that she was in labor. Not sure which source is right here, but good news is always welcomed, especially when it’s baby news.

I wonder if they got a letter of congratulations from Uma Thurman. Ryan was their former nanny and now his wife. They announced the pregnancy, then got married in June.

It’s good to see that Uma has done quite well in the men department, too, she’s engaged to millionaire Arpad Busson. Congrats all around. And shame on Ethan for being a terrible husband and cheating with the help.

Uma, 38, has moved on as well — she recently got engaged to millionaire Arpad Busson.

Madame Tussauds unveiled their Amy Winehouse statue in wax and I have to say that they really did a nice job on this one.

She looks better and more healthy in wax than she does in real life.

What do you think?

This little guy is so freakin’ cute!

Matthew McConaughey says that he was DJ’ing while Camila dealt with the contractions and she really wanted a natural birth. Something happened where the contractions were actually hurting the umbilical cord so she ended up getting an epidural.

The cutest thing about the birth is what Matthew said about finding out he had a boy:

“I said, ‘Come here, little man. I saw the pecker and screamed that we’d been right all along about him being a boy. Then I brought him over to her [Camila],’ Matthew said.

“It was neat to find out what the sex was because we didn’t have the doctor tell us beforehand,” Camila agrees.

Congratulations to Matthew and Camila on their baby boy!

Robert Downey, Jr. had planned on writing a book of his memoirs, probably to make a little bit of cash on his 80’s presence.

Since the success of Iron Man, Robert is on the A-list again and doesn’t need the book money so much anymore. And I was looking forward to that, too. The actor has postponed the plans for a tell-all and has returned the book advance.

See, I knew that being funny and good looking would work out for him.

His memoirs were set to be a book filled with information on his life, career, and his drug problems. The publishers at HarperCollins have received word that the book is not going to be written.

The book was supposed to hit shelves later on this year. Maybe he will write it, he’s just doing all of the good chapters now.

The Vanity Fair photoshoot that Miley Cyrus did just might be the starting point for the teen star to be taken more seriously, and perhaps cast in a much more adult role.

Miley is rumored to be interested in the lead role in “Undiscovered Gyrl”, a story about “a lovable, lost suburban girl who descends into a life of reckless partying and promiscuity.”

A source close to the project says if Cyrus did take the part, you’d be seeing a lot more of Cyrus than what appeared in the Vanity Fair photos. “There would definitely be nude scenes,” says the source.

I think we’ve seen enough of Miley Cyrus until she’s 18. Besides that, she can’t do any nudity until she’s at least 18, so that’s out.

Moms, please feel free to toss out all of your daughter’s Hannah Montana crap. The girl wants to do nudity and she’s only 15, not a good role model for anyone.

Jenny from the block isn’t just Jenny anymore. Rumor has it that Jennifer Lopez makes diva demands when she’s traveling abroad.

She was said to have demanded an all-white dressing room and hotel accomodation, decked out in white lilies or roses. Other requests that she’s supposedly made include grapefruit or lime blossom scented candles from Jo Malone, humidifiers, and a preferred room temperature of 80 degrees.

J-Lo says the rumors aren’t true, even though they’ve earned her a reputation as a diva. She is basically blaming the demands on her personal assistants who she says do their best to make her feel at home while she’s abroad.

She says, “I think it’s easier to make up this type of story rather than tell the truth. Like everybody in this profession, I have a list but I haven’t seen mine in years. I’m sure it’s got (sic) longer without me knowing it. Really, I don’t have any special requests, it must be my team’s doing. They know my likes and they just want me to be comfortable, but believe me, I’m a nice guest at hotels!”

Having said all of that, wouldn’t you think it would’ve been easier just to admit it. She should just say, “Yes, I have demands, but I can afford to.”

The Britney Spears of Britain, Amy Winehouse is obsessed with her precious Blake Incarcerated and is hitting out at reports that she’s cheated on him.

She is strongly denying the claims that she had an affair with her manager’s assistant, Alex Haynes, earlier this year.

She is also refusing to accept the rumors of her husband writing nasty letters to another inmate while he’s been jailed.

She says, “Does that mean we both see other people? No way. We are absolutely obsessed with each other. We both pinch ourselves daily. It’s unbelievable that the person that you’re obsessed with is the person who loves you the most in the world.”

Well that sounds really healthy.

Batman star Christian Bale has been arrested after he allegedly assaulted his mother and his sister. Seems like a really nice guy!

He is said to have attacked his 61-year-old mother Jenny and his 40-year-old sister Sharon at London’s Dorchester Hotel on Sunday night. Police didn’t want to take away his premiere experience and said they needed time to look into it, so he wasn’t arrested until after the premiere of The Dark Knight.

His mother and sister filed their complaint at a police station in Hampshire, England, yesterday.

Scotland Yard says, “A 34-year-old man attended a London Police Station on Tuesday by appointment and was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault. He currently remains in custody.”

They never give us the good details. And shame on Christian for being a jerk to his mother and sister like that! He deserves whatever he gets.