Oh. my. God. What on Earth was Terry Richardson thinking putting Lindsay Lohan in some saintly looking clothes, dressed as Jesus?!??

Lindsay graces the cover of French fashion magazine, “Purple” wearing all white and a crown of thorns. The photographer is known for taking somewhat edgy photos of celebs, but does this qualify, since Lindsay is such a mess?

The last time Lindsay did something “edgy”, she was showing her boobs in a fashion shoot involving a threesome with another girl. Just what kind of statement are they trying to make here?

Lindsay is no saint, that’s for sure. Are they trying to tell us that Lindsay knows how to cover up?

On last night’s premiere of “Celebrity Fit Club”, Kevin Federline modeled the bulge in a pair of camouflage shorts. Gross, gross and even more gross.

This is the ginormous amount of belly flab that he blamed on Britney Spears and depression. Was he drowning his sorrows in a pool of HoHos?

Among the other d-listers on the show were Kaycee Stroh, Bobby Brown, Sebastian Bach, Jay McCarroll, Shar Jackson, Nicole Eggert and Tanisha Thomas.

We all know that K-Fed has already shed the excess poundage, but did we really need to see his fake football throwing poses in his skivvies? He’s just gross. What did Brit ever see in his white trash self?

Reportedly, Madonna’s manager, Guy Oseary is going to take the American Idol judging seat when it’s vacated by Simon Cowell. Earlier this week, we heard rumors that the seat was going to be filled by shock jock Howard Stern, who I think is a better fit.

Fox executives are hoping that Guy wants the job and will sign a contract to take the empty spot. An insider said, “Guy has been in the music business since Madonna discovered him when he was 17, and he has a lot of the same experience as Simon. His competition just can’t live up to his level of experience and the people behind the show are slowly starting to realize it.”

I don’t care who they pick, as long as it’s not Perez Hilton. He keeps saying that he’ll do it for free, but who would watch?

If you’re a fan of Gerard Butler and want to spend some time with him, then this might be your chance. Gerard is auctioning off a date with himself for Kids Kicking Cancer, his favorite charity.

In the charity raffle, you can enter yourself as many times as you like, to try and win a date with Gerard. The first prize is the date, while runners-up could win tickets to the premiere of his next movie or a chance to visit him on set. Nice! Enter here!

What a great event and for such a noble cause. Kudos, Gerry. Now when can we come over and chat? Call me.

Remember when there was a certain buzz surrounding Bristol Palin’s babydaddy? Yeah, neither do we.

A couple of months ago, we were teased with the thought of some full frontal Levi Johnston goodness, but he chickened out at the last minute. We’ve been had.

This whole photo shoot was a bust. Poor Levi. Hmph, not really.

The cover of the rag was just released today and Levi’s nude! But you still can’t see anything. LIES, all of it LIES. Cleverly titled, “Levi Johnston Goes Rogue”, the pictorial also includes an interview session with Levi. He talks about the struggles with the Palins and being a new father. Boring.

This issue hits newsstands on February 22nd, but I don’t expect anyone will be clamoring to buy a copy. Will you?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are suing “News Of The World” after they broke a fake story about the duo splitting up. The news was echoed all over the world, with people believing that the couple were splitting up their fortune and dealing with custody issues.

The couple’s lawyer Keith Schillings said that they have begun legal proceedings against NOTW for reporting the falsehoods. Schillings said that the report contained “false and intrusive allegations” and that they never retracted the story or printed an apology.

That’s what they get for printing up lies. They wanted to be the source so badly and it’s going to cost them a pretty penny. Live and learn! And leave Brangelina alone!

Lindsay Lohan is sick and tired of all of the fuss surrounding her lips. Did she? Didn’t she? She wants to put the rumors that she’s gotten lip injections to bed by posting a picture of her lips.

The funny thing is, that they actually look more like a plump trout pout than she was previously sporting. It seems that she’s making our case for us, instead of hers against the idea. Granted, as women, we could use makeup to try and make our lips look fuller, but is she that smart? I think not.

Look at Lindsay when she was younger:

It’s hard to say that her lips haven’t changed at all. Am I right? She’s totally plumping. And now she’s making it worse by lying about it.

Dr. Conrad Murray has FINALLY been charged in the death of Michael Jackson! I thought this day would never come. Seriously, didn’t it seem like the authorities were jerking us around with charging him? But alas, it’s true.

The doctor was charged with involuntary manslaughter in the June 25th death of the King of Pop. According to the criminal complaint, he “did unlawfully, and without malice, kill Michael Joseph Jackson….in the commission of an unlawful act, not a felony; and in the commission of a lawful act which might have produced death, in an unlawful manner, and without due caution and circumspection.”

If he gets convicted, he can expect to serve a sentence of up to four years. Yes, that’s it. FOUR years for killing a legend. He wasn’t paying attention and killed a man loved by many and yet his punishment is so far less severe than the crime.

According to sources, Lindsay Lohan and her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s relationship wasn’t always peaches and cream. Something tells me that I knew that already, considering Lindsay feeling the need to douse her with a drink. Also, Lindsay was more recently said to have been flicking cigarette butts at the DJ, while she was trying to work. Doesn’t exactly sound like a lover’s paradise to me.

A source close to the girls say that their relationship was violent. The snitch said, “One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her head. She told me that Sam beat the [bleep] out of her. She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time.”

What’s weird about that, too, is that they both are still living in the same building. Following a break-in at her home, Lindsay moved into a West Hollywood apartment. After that, Sam moved in. The snitch revealed that Sam routinely comes over using her key to Lindsay’s apartment.

The source added, “It’s so twisted. They’re not together, but they are. I never thought I’d say this, but I really do feel sorry for Lindsay. She is just lost. She’s alone. She has no friends to turn to.”

It’s a total shame that none of these commercials that Paris Hilton has been filming overseas never make it to the States, because I would be dying to have another laugh at her expense.

Paris is obviously not above selling herself out for the highest dollar amount. I swear she would put her name and face on a pooper scooper for the right price.

The heiress donned a funky looking wig and an ugly outfit, but was cheesing for the cameras, just the same. She was shooting the commercial on New York’s Upper East Side.

I would love to get the raw video from this shoot just to put her smiling face with something really dumb.