Heidi Montag is not one to shy away from talking about…well, herself. So why should this time be any different?

Just yesterday, Heidi tweeted some random advice for those ladies who have breast implants. She said, “Giving my self a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft.”

Ladies, Heidi Montag cares about your implants. Don’t believe me? Just ask her, I’m sure she’ll bring up all kinds of buzz words…Like, “silicone” and “prosthesis”. Oh, who am I kidding, she probably wasn’t programmed to learn that terminology.

In related news, her hubby (ex?) Spencer has apologized for acting like a douche with threatening to release her sex tape. The bad news? They’re probably going to end up getting back together when she forgives him in a new magazine spread.

Kendra Wilkinson was only a struggling stripper in San Diego at a young age when photos were just leaked of her showing off her boobs.

RadarOnline has obtained the racy pics of the younger Kendra, which show her flashing her breasts after just undergoing her enlargement surgery.

Reportedly, in most of the photos, Kendra was nude and one of the pics shows her with her arms up behind her head, smiling at the camera. You’ll also be interested to know that Kendra’s face was featuring her old nose.

Poor Kendra. She would’ve done anything for fame at the time….She still does. Tsk, tsk.

Snooki was in court earlier today for her disorderly conduct charge. The judge referred to her as a “Lindsay Lohan wannabe” and said that he wasn’t sure that her dignity was worth a paycheck. He also said that he didn’t know whether or not her drunken antics were scripted as part of Jersey Shore, to which she replied they weren’t.

As a result of her tomfoolery, Snooki was sentenced to pay $500 in fines, $33 in court costs and two days worth of community service. What’s funny is that she has already gotten credit for one day, which she did recently. She had to clean dog poop at Popcorn Park Zoo. Nice!

She’s set to perform her last day of community service with animal control on the Shore. I wonder if they’re going to be filming that for the show! Now that would give me a reason to watch. Could you imagine the video?!? Hilarious.

Britney Spears’ former bodyguard, Fernando Flores has just filed a lawsuit against the singer for sexual harassment and abuse.

According to the suit, Britney got naked in front of him, performed sexual acts and even abused her children with his belt and fish! Okay, now this all just seems weirdly insane to me.

TMZ says it better than I could:

Flores alleges, on one occasion, “She was wearing a white lace, see-through dress. She walked over close by [Flores], intentionally dropped her cigarette lighter on the floor, bent over to retrieve it and thereby exposed her uncovered genitals to [Flores].” The lawsuit goes on, “The incident caused [Flores] shock and disgust.”

Another alleged instance where Britney summoned Flores to her room, where she was standing naked. The suit claims, “After an awkward silence during which [Britney] just stood naked before [Flores], [Flores] asked Spears if she needed anything. After some hesitation, Spears asked [Flores] to get her two bottles of 7 Up.”

And the suit says, “In addition to exposing herself to [Flores], Spears engaged in numerous sex acts in front of [Flores].”

I can’t be the only one today who feels that the news has been possessed by the Twilight Zone….am I? Seriously, Brad Pitt cheating on Angie for the 8,198,451st time??? And now this? Seems a little far-fetched if you ask me. Are you buying this BS? Or do you think Fernando has a valid claim??

If you believe some random flight attendant who supposedly catered to the mile high club, then perhaps Brad Pitt did cheat on partner, Angelina Jolie. But I highly doubt it.

The model/stewardess, only identified as Racine, said that she hooked up with Brad. Meanwhile, Angie is on a mission for peace in Pakistan.

She states that she works for a private jet company and had access to several of the men that Angie has slept with. So, she hooked up with them, too. Nasty broad. She even went as far as saying that she only likes to have sex with married men, because “They get so excited when they cheat! It turns me on because I’m able to give them what they lack.”

Umm..NO.

According to reports, things are heating up between eternally single actress Cameron Diaz and her boyfriend, Alex Rodriguez. So much, in fact, that they’re rumored to be shacking up together!

The twosome were said to be dating since April of this year, but have reportedly decided to take the next step and move in together. A spy said, “While having lunch at Morandi restaurant in New York August 19th, Cameron was calling A-Rod her boyfriend. They’re decorating his place in Miami together; now it can be a place the two of them think of as their home.”

Aww. How cute. It’s almost like, You and me and baby makes three. Woah, did I just say Cameron Diaz and baby in the same sentence? That would breach the time-space continuum and overflow the flux capacitor, wouldn’t it? Hey, it’s not too early for a little Star Trek humor.

Okay, he’s a guy and guys do that. But isn’t a little too much information when a celebrity goes “there”???

While promoting his new movie, 127 Hours, he gave reporters some interesting information about himself. You see, in the movie, he plays Aron Ralston. The main character is shown pleasuring himself while unfortunately being stuck under a boulder. He was eventually forced to cut off his arm to get free.

James said that the real character never admitted to masturbating while trapped, but he could still relate to the scene. He said, “When I’m alone, I do masturbate a lot. I tend to have a four- or five-time day. So, I probably would have if I was stuck under a rock.”

He also said that Aron never admitted to the self-pleasuring. He added, “He’s kind of a gentleman, I guess he doesn’t talk about that stuff.”

Way too much info. Now no one on the planet wants to shake hands with James. Except, of course, the pervs.

John Travolta has seen to it that the extortion charges against the people accused of threatening to release information surrounding his son’s death have been dropped! I am shocked.

These two fools tried to use his son’s death as a means of cashing in and that is never okay. So I don’t understand why John felt the need to say that it’s time to move on. Sure, they have a baby on the way and there’s no use in living in the past. But these people committed serious crimes.

According to TMZ:

The two defendants — Tarino Lightbourne and Pleasant Bridgewater — were charged with trying to allegedly get millions from John in return for keeping an ambulance waiver secret on the day Jett died.

John said, “The first trial in this matter resulted in a heavy emotional toll on my family. It was finally time to put this matter behind us … I concluded that it was in my family’s best interest for me not to voluntarily return to the Bahamas to testify a second time at trial.”

Understandable, but strange. If I were him, I’d want to see them fry. But that’s just me.

Pamela Anderson is still grasping at straws to stay relevant as a sex symbol. She has made a deal to promote Nokia’s brand new N8 camera and has agreed to participate by doing a short film made with the camera.

In her promotion, she has agreed to be filmed using the camera doing a sex scene with a lucky fan. It’s basically to demonstrate the movie quality in which the camera films.

Reportedly, Pam will get down and dirty with the fan in an elevator. Because that’s just how classy she is. Rumor has it that Ed Westwick is also gearing up for the short film.

Interesting. Does any of this make you want to run right out and buy this phone when it becomes available?

Even though the authorities said that Paris Hilton didn’t receive any special treatment over her recent cocaine possession arrest, we’re now hearing otherwise.

After she was popped for coke two weeks ago, Paris was taken to jail and processed like any other criminal. They also said that she wasn’t given any preferential treatment, which is total BS.

According to reports, she was released in roughly three hours so that there wouldn’t be any disruptions within the jail. Likely story!

The Police Chief said, “She was treated differently. So I don’t have a disruption of my process here at the county jail. When you bring somebody in like that, everybody comes over and tries to look at them. I’d have officers attempting to keep inmates away from her. I’d have disruptions.”

She was tossed out in half the time of criminals who have committed lesser offenses. This is an outrage.